@Easy_Tiger__: I'm playing dead at work right now so nobody will talk to me. Everyone is screaming. Probably should have used less fake blood.
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@Wussawilla: Remember when you first joined twitter and you had no idea how to RT or what favstar was and remembered what your family looked like?
@pauleggleston: I saw a statue of Cinderella today. I didn't like it, but I found the plinth charming.
@rickkondell: Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.