@FattMernandez: I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls.
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@3sunzzz: A millennial told me that he and his friends weren't on Twitter anymore because it was for old people now. I was like, "Finally, we won!"
@filthybeggar1: People who put "Retired" on their Linked In acct: I'm not certain you've grasped the site.
@TheHyyyype: ME: people only use 10% of their brains FRIEND: that's an urban legend ME: no it's not. my grandma told it to me, and she lives on a farm