@FattMernandez: I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls.
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@Underchilde: What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store.
@Slim_is_Fat: (Watching Liar Liar) Wife: If you couldn't lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married? Me: Until the end of this movie.