@FattMernandez: I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls.
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@bigmacher: Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now.
@_TeaChap: I went on a date last night!nIt went really well...up until the moment the couple realized I was following them & promptly called the cops.