@cosminaut: I'm pretty big on body art *pulls up sleeve to reveal tattoo of a hoof with "Hoof-arted" written underneath*
@shatterpants: I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want.
@crushingbort: shall I compare thee to a summer's day/ its very rude to not respond/ why not/ good luck finding anyone on here with that attitude/
@Home_Halfway: The Tortoise and the Hare is a classic story about how people who like to run are awful.
@danjan13: Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am.
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