@shatterpants: I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want.

@crushingbort: shall I compare thee to a summer's day/ its very rude to not respond/ why not/ good luck finding anyone on here with that attitude/

@Home_Halfway: The Tortoise and the Hare is a classic story about how people who like to run are awful.

@danjan13: Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am.

@CYComedy: Is anybody else having trouble logging into my wife's Facebook account?