@AngelaEhh: I'm pretty good at getting divorced men I date to give their ex another chance.
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@AlanFelyk: Saw a woman on a dating site who says she’s looking for God. I’m thinking she’s not His type.
@JRobb773: I’ll get married when I can find someone who can keep up with me at midnight when I’m wearing my old prom dress and chasing teens around the graveyard.
@Woody_B_: Friend: what the hell is that? Me: it's my putter, I made it myself from peanuts Friend: that's dumb! Me: don't be jelly of my peanut-putter