@BlackJerms: I'm pretty sure Morgan Freeman was narrating while the universe was being created
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@robin_991: The scariest moment in the world is when a 3yo looks at you and says CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH
@geekysteven: Toy Story (1995) - A influential local leader harasses an immigrant who is struggling to adapt to local customs.
@lasergirl70: My cat that died 3 years ago got a letter saying she needs to register if she wants to vote, showing how well Florida handles elections.
@That_Damn_Duck: At McDonalds Cashier: You total is to tell your kids that you love them Me: Look lady if I loved them I wouldn’t be feeding them this crap