@1evilidiot: I'm pretty sure these people at the next table are talking about how paranoid I am.
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@ProdigyNelson: Doctor: we saved your dad but he's part owl now Son: Dad it's me Dad: *head turned 180°* who Son: very funny Doctor: yeah he has amnesia too
@ibid78: [goes back in time to murder baby Hitler] wow long line of people here to kill him [goes back to murder myself] how is this line even longer
@weirdralph: The next time someone says "expect the unexpected," I'm going to punch them in the nose and ask if they expected that.