@1evilidiot: I'm pretty sure these people at the next table are talking about how paranoid I am.
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@DaveOshry: YOU CAN'T BE BOTH A NAZI AND A PROUD AMERICAN. WE LITERALLY HAD A WAR ABOUT THIS. THE WHOLE WORLD WAS INVOLVED.
@TheMichaelRock: Me: The bathroom Wife: What? Me: I was about to get off the couch and just wanted to stop you before you asked where I was going.
@Jamdug: I like Horror Movies for the first 20 minutes when everyone is just hanging out and having a good time.