@Playing4Second: I'm probably at my sexiest when I'm moving my head around trying to see if it's a smudge on my sunglasses or an eye floaty
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@DanielleBreeden: I lost my car chapstick and now my book bag chapstick is in my room and my room chapstick is in my car and my whole life’s outta wack
@Mom_Overboard: If I ever faint in front of you, don't panic. Just open the bag of Doritos in my purse and wave it under my nose.