@Playing4Second: I'm probably at my sexiest when I'm moving my head around trying to see if it's a smudge on my sunglasses or an eye floaty
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@geowizzacist: My 4yo: Let's play a game! Me: Is it you throw toys around the house and I pick them up? 4: No. Yes.
@215potter: If the human race has a "signature move," its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing.
@Donna_McCoy: Reasons to evacuate before a hurricane: 5. Winds 4. Flooding 3. Power outages 2. No pizza delivery 1. Wet socks
@Leemanish: Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes yesterday 'cause I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership.