@tanialunreal: I'm putting off having kids mainly because I'm not ready to be 9 months sober.
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@moooooog35: Mechanic: Your car won't pass inspection Me: Here's $20 to look the other way Mechanic [looking other way]: Your car won't pass inspection
@NikatNiteNite: Men go to bars for 2 reasons: 1) They don't have a wife to go home to. 2) They have a wife to go home to.
@TwinSurvivalist: After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them.
@donni: Choose a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life, because you'll never get that job.