@atDevin: I'm putting salt in this mustard and I'm calling it Saline Dijon and you can't stop me
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@bossy_boots99: I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find something wrong with almost anything from my Mom
@SteveInevitable: If a girl texts you and asks if you think she's fat and you try to respond "Nooo" autocorrect changes it to "Moo" so that's pretty cool.
@maymay72x: my husband...just pointed out d new strands of hair growing under my chin..... someones not getn laid tonight.