@atDevin: I'm putting salt in this mustard and I'm calling it Saline Dijon and you can't stop me
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@RickAaron: I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair.
@CornOnTheGoblin: I like big NUTS n my pecan pie u other bakers cant deny When a treat comes n with a crust too thin & the crumbs get on my chin It gets FLUNG
@LuvPug: He was like, 'We're all slowly dying' So I was like, 'WRONG' and I threw him in front of a moving bus.