@atDevin: I'm putting salt in this mustard and I'm calling it Saline Dijon and you can't stop me
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@krisv_723: Everyone on FB is posting the status- I voted. I guess it's truthful Tuesday so I posted- I once killed a hobo & hid his body in a barrel.
@Scorpio1080: Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!
@alldrolledup: A Post-It note on every wine bottle at home that just says DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR AGAIN THAT WAS BAD