@girl_a_whirl: I'm quite sure if Adam had offered Eve a donut, that whole Garden of Eden thing would've gone in an entirely different direction.
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@AbbyHasIssues: The good news is it wasn't a bug. The bad news is I beat the crap out of a black bean on the floor with my shoe.
@Browtweaten: Art teacher: Take your seats, the model is ready Me: *Disrobes and strikes a pose* Model: Who the hell are you