@Ndeshi_M: I’m quitting modelling, I need more job security so I’m going to become a princess.
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@RuthePhoenix: Had a really nice moment this morning with the postman as we held hands through the letterbox. Only slightly ruined by his screaming.
@SirEviscerate: ME: *sits* BARBER: You're completely bald. ME: Just snip the scissors around my ears and gently touch my head for 10 mins, please.