@Molly_Kats: I'm really good at acting like I'm sorry the elevator door is closing and you missed it.
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@yoopnative: "Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep." -Conversation I just had about a damn Furby.
@Heather2Go: I'm so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone.
@HandyJack420: My daughter just finished watching Frozen so, counting today that's 12,521,865,635,869 times since Tuesday
@joejwest: HITMAN: Who's the target? ME: [slides photo across table] HITMAN: You..want me to kill Shrek? ME: Not Shrek [taps photo] his talkative horse