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@blainecapatch: "i'm really more of a dog person." -- werewolf
@SexySpainNights: "Be strong" I whisper to my coffee.
@JohnLyonTweets: I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.
@UrCajunKuzin: I told myself that I wouldn't drink today, but nobody ever listens to me.
@juliussharpe: People with Bluetooth headsets always look like the least important people you could possibly call.
@CheryeDavis: According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week.