@Ameiam: I'm really surprised I decided to get Botox. At least I think I'm surprised, I can't really tell.
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@seamussaid: teaching my 1yo daughter to shout "Mike Wazowski!" every time someone opens a closet door
@UrbanDouchebag: I'm going to hire a Priest, a Doctor and a Rabbi to walk into a bar together just to see WTF happens. Backup Plan: I'll also bring a horse.
@Snarfernini: 911: What's your emergency? Me: He text me first. Just to say hi. What do I do?! 911: Be cool Me: I sent him a list of baby names instead