@Lerky: I'm really worried Justin Timberlake is going to have me naked by the end of this song.
@CheryeDavis: Don't trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza....
@online_shawn: Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan
DOCTOR: I don't know, there's a bunch of-
ME: *eating a handful of pennies* a bunch of what
@LDLevesque: Much like #Skynet, the dirty dishes in my sink have achieved self awareness.
@causticbob: my girlfriend was cold so i bought her a fur coat. #Snowmageddon2015