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@iRowlf: I'm returning this head of lettuce. It tastes awful.
"Sir, that's a loofah."
Oh. I'm returning this loofah. Someone took a bite out of it.

I’m returning this head of lettuce. It tastes awful. 
“Sir, that’s a loofah.” 
Oh. I’m returning this loofah. Someone took a bite out of it.

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