@Black__Elvis: I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories.
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@Reel2Dialog2: Me: *wakes up with a jolt, sweating* Her: omg are you ok?? Me: BABY SPICE WASN'T A BABY SO THAT MEANS SPORTY PROBABLY WASN'T ATHLETIC AT ALL
@laurajennyjo: Apparently trapping people in an elevator overnight (even if you have marsh mellows) not a good way to make friends, people are so sensitive
@SteveSuckington: Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but they won't have sex with you either.