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@Black__Elvis: I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories.

I’m romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she’s getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories.

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