@shariv67: I'm rubber. You're glue. He's glitter. She's decoupage. Welcome to our crafting gang.
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@noog: The year is 2200. All fossil fuels are depleted. Our only source for coal is Santa Claus. Everyone must be naughty for the sake of mankind.
@NicestHippo: The first judge ever was like "When I'm done talking I'll pound my desk with a hammer" and we were all "Ok that's not insane"
@markleggett: People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster.