@shariv67: I'm rubber. You're glue. He's glitter. She's decoupage. Welcome to our crafting gang.
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@Truculent67: Dear people who manually retweet, I hope the next time you're about to get laid someone steps in and does it for you
@mirandaasantos: throwback to when the car insurance lady asked my mom for front, rear, & side views but she didn't get the memo..
@WilliamAder: Drove a wedge of suspicion today between the fast food employee at the first window and the one at the second.