@shariv67: I'm rubber. You're glue. He's glitter. She's decoupage. Welcome to our crafting gang.
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@ch000ch: just got mad and flipped a table but it spun all the way around in landed right side up. everyone in Applebee's is clapping
@TheCatWhisprer: Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive way to deposit $5 into their trashcan.
@NicestHippo: Ever since childhood I've identified as a hippo. While other kids were playing, I savagely mauled villagers. #TransSpecies
@Tmoney68: Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait.