@shutupmikeginn: I'm scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I'll run them under cold water for half a second
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@clindsaysway: Sleeping Beauty taught me that: 1. I'm not the laziest girl in the land 2. If you sleep long enough, strange men break in & do stuff to you.
@The_MartiniGirl: The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise.
@TheBoydP: To take full advantage of the never answer calls from an unknown number rule, you should also never assign names to numbers in your phone.