@shopkins776: I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae
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@rachelle_mandik: let us all return to a simpler time, such as when i believed astroturf was farmed in space and brought to earth
@LaziestCanine: [stuck on an island] message in bottle: if anyone gets this, please save us bottle returns: if this gets 10k RTs on Twitter we'll send help
@d_duhwit: *worm surgeon beside worm in hospital bed." Doc:" Surgery went good but the floor was slippery and long story short you have a son now."