@JohnLyonTweets: I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing.
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@myles_morrison: Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered.
@Book_Krazy: My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized
@EJGomez: "911? Yes I need to report an incident" "What is it mam?" "THIS. GIRL. IS. ON. FIRE!" "Getting real tired of this crap, Alicia."
@blade_funner: "You suck." "No, you suck." "Really, you suck." "Please, you suck." "You suck, I insist." -- Polite vampires.