@JohnLyonTweets: I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing.
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@FattMernandez: Vince Vaughn supports the right to carry guns in public. So if you ever wander into 1 of his movies, you can just shoot yourself.
@HeyZeus666: I don't suffer insomnia like most tweeters do. I always get a solid 7, maybe 8 minutes of sleep every night.
@aveuaskew: I'm supposed to be afraid of you because you are a twitter badass? What are you going to do, caps lock me?