@snmrrw: i'm selfie-employed. yes sir i'll make a duck-face. right away sir.
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@Thedudish: My fridge is so empty, I just saw a fly in my kitchen wearing a pastry apron, kneading dough and mumbling "He doesn't even buy bread."
@ASpiker: I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren't we helping to find them?