@snmrrw: i'm selfie-employed. yes sir i'll make a duck-face. right away sir.
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@Ristolable: *agrees with someone online* Yeah, I agree. *disagrees with someone online* YOU'RE NOT JUST WRONG YOU'RE HITLER AND I HATE YOU FOREVER
@Sassafrantz: The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go.
@elle91: Imagine a baby named Edith. Exactly, you can't because everyone named Edith quietly emerged from the woods at age 78 knitting an incredibly complicated afghan.
@caithuls: Easiest way to make friends? Craigslist Hardest way? Hmm probably putting your chin on a stranger's shoulder from behind them at an Arby's