@snmrrw: i'm selfie-employed. yes sir i'll make a duck-face. right away sir.
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@notalogin: People who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day.
@Marlebean: Friend zone?! I've been sister zoned! And if one more dude pats me on the head, I'm telling mom!!
@The1WhosCrazy: The walk of shame: When you toss a paper ball in trash, miss, then have to go get it.