@Black__Elvis: I'm sick and tired of all these goddamn illegal aliens taking jobs away from good, hard-working American aliens.
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@cigarin: I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day.
@Sophie2078: Me: Hey, baby. Want to come over? Him: No, I'm sorry. I'm contemplating the meaning of life. Me: I'm naked and alone 😏 Him: We all are...
@Donna_McCoy: Everyone wants a wild, obsessive love until it parks on their lawn and sets up a tent next to the shrubbery.