@BigHeb7: I'm sick of hearing about this World Class chef at Taco Bell. Chefs don't work at Taco Bell. Your weed dealer works at Taco Bell.
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@sixfootcandy: You'd think my hair would be a little more cooperative considering how many times I blow it per week.
@Weird_Rash: List of food it’s okay to eat with your hands: - corn on the cob - chicken wings - ribs - hamburgers - spaghetti at your in-laws
@thedailymarker: When you open your heart to someone, there is blood. Lots and lots of blood. And then you die. So don't open your heart.
@AristotlesNZ: I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything.