@BigHeb7: I'm sick of hearing about this World Class chef at Taco Bell. Chefs don't work at Taco Bell. Your weed dealer works at Taco Bell.
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@Birdhumms: 70% of being married is just wondering which of us is going to benefit from the life insurance.
@wittwitbarista: Serial killers are updating their check list now for dumping bodies: 1) will this location be discovered by Pokémon players? 2) do I care?
@Kimgee8: Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?
@turkeyheadmac: Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don't apply the brakes