@TheBoydP: I’m “Since when did it become unacceptable for your socks to show” years old.
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@joekjoek: How powerful must it feel for the dentist to start referring to your teeth by their secret "numbers" to the hygienist
@Try2StopME: She: You have a girlfriend? He: No. I had one, though. She: Where did she go? He: She #Ransomware
@pleatedjeans: Bikes are held up by witchcraft if u can ride a bike you are a level 1 wizard & if u can ride a unicycle you are a level 2 dork haha owned
@Dawn_M_: People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it.