@infamousone96: "I'm single and ready to mingle"..oh god, is this why I'm still single, cuz I say shit like that?
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@beefman138: My Wife wears some very revealing shirts. Today's shirt says 'Nick's ATM code is 1234' on it.
@mikescollins: "1990 called, they want their shirt back." "...why didn't you warn them about 9/11?"
@WAPratt: CLEVELAND: We want a championship. DEVIL: ok, but you'll have to host the Republicans. CLE: ...Fine. DEVIL: Trump's the guy. CLE: We want 2.