@JamieGreenlees: I'm single by choice. Just not my choice.
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@TheAlexNevil: 7: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and a thousand million Me: Thats great! *I walk away
@kyry5: [1st date] *hiding that I'm actually a Zamboni* Date: Now that we've broken the ice- Me: *nervously sweats while rolling across the floor*
@joeljeffrey: When I make my first million, Im switching from 2 ply toilet paper to white bread.
@TinaMav: Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?"..