@JamieGreenlees: I'm single by choice. Just not my choice.
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@rocknthepurple: I'm just a girl, standing in front of half a pizza thinking it's been long enough since I ate the 1st half to consider this a different meal
@Iwriteforcats: The best part about being a comma is that you're usually followed by a nice big BUT.
@jwoodham: VALENTINE'S DAY PLAN: Go to the homes of all couples who Instagram pictures of fancy restaurants and rob them while they're eating dinner.