@ohcourtneyno: I'm single by choice...of others.
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@P1ssed_K1d: Don't put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry, I'm onto your marketing scam... #EasterBaskets
@MableGertrude: I wonder if the earth ever looks at the 2016 election and thinks about hurling itself into the sun.
@kumailn: "Bikini faux pas: are you guilty?" As a guy, it's very hard to imagine the bullshit that women are bombarded with.