@Duke1173: I'm sitting here watching this married couple argue in this restaurant. Then their 8 year old says "oh great, dinner and a show." Priceless.
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@PrettyInCamo11: I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, "I'd tap that."
@steveolivas: I'm gaining weight because it's hard to carry around this much "awesome" in a standard-sized body.
@dubstep4dads: *counting sheep before bed* *jesus walks in your room* "I noticed there weren't any black sheep. what's up man. we gonna have a problem?"