@BDGarp: I’m sitting next to a beautiful woman at a bar so now it’s only a matter of time before nothing happens.
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@KKAlThani: *trips a girl and catches her* Haha looks like you're falling for me *winks* *gets slapped*
@food_shoes_life: Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant.
@toujours_fab: My husband said he needs to have sex and now he is mad at me. Apparently, asking 'with each other' was the wrong response.