@squirrel74wkgn: I'm so angry right now that I could strategically throw my phone at a safe spot on the couch.
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@stevevsninjas: Daddy will my cockatoo go to heaven? - Heaven is a place of serenity and joy, right? *nods, wiping tear* - Then Mr. Shrieks won't be there.
@Playing_Dad: If I had a time machine, I would go back to the day we first let my daughter watch SpongeBob SquarePants and just destroy our TV
@Zombie_Kitv2: I almost died last night. I woke up at 3am and MY FOOT WAS HANGING OFF THE EDGE OF THE BED. NOT EVEN UNDER THE COVERS.