@CulturedRuffian: I'm so anti-social, my misery loathes company.
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@storming01: In a cementary, I saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. Morning, I said. No, he said, just taking a dump... .
@bourgeoisalien: We can't afford a Trump presidency. The money spent alone on hundreds of new White House door knobs for his wee-baby hands would bankrupt us
@1Happytwit: Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it.