@CulturedRuffian: I'm so anti-social, my misery loathes company.
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@gorrdano: I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw.
@SequelsWeWant: Back to the Future IV: Marty Mcfly stops being obsessed with his own family and goes back in time to kill Hitler.
@HatfieldAnne: Of course I don’t put Christmas presents under the tree for the CAT! That’s just silly. She gets a stocking.