@FreudsTwin: I'm so antisocial, i won't even meet my potential.
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@iSamJack: It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.
@JanelSantaCruz: "What about flying rats with no poop muscles and scissors for mouths?" - God creating birds
@EndhooS: [1st day seal clubbing] Me: OMG this is awful Guy: [choking back tears] I know right? Me: [feeding MDMA to a seal pup] There isn't even a DJ
@PastorBate: [crowded elevator] Alright I'm a little concerned about the capacity so let's all go around and say how much we weigh *gets out calculator*