@FreudsTwin: I'm so antisocial, i won't even meet my potential.
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@Jake_Vig: No, no, no, you don't have to engage in a long explanation of why you're single. We've spent five minutes together, I think I've got it.
@waydybee: if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?
@ComedicBust: "These diet pills better work," I say to myself as I wash them down with a chocolate milkshake.