@Heather2Go: I'm so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone.
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@GrowlyGrego: It's not an octopus. It's a water spider. And yes, so called "marine biologist", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year.
@slackmistress: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: If these walls could talk I bet it would be gibberish cause these walls are plastered.
@sammyrhodes: Marriage is like wine. It gets better with age. Also it makes you say things you regret.