@Heather2Go: I'm so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone.
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@JohnLyonTweets: Apparently a guy named George Martin leaked all the main plot points of the next season of Game of Thrones in some books he published. Jerk.
@hazelmotes1: Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with "daaaaad I have to peeeeee"
@cathisamazing: Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.