@Vj_Phresh: I'm so broke right now, if my gf leaves me for a richer person I'm going with them -__-
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@rockymomax: [x-ray] DOCTOR: wow ME: what DOCTOR: I don't know, there's a bunch of- ME: *eating a handful of pennies* a bunch of what
@SamuelHLowe: She invited me over for a romantic dinner and told me I was the dessert. I wanted ice cream.
@tinatbh: people: u should smile me: not unless u deposit 2 million dollars in my bank account thanks