@HispanicIcon: I'm so broke that if my girlfriend leaves me for another guy I swear that I'm going with them.
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@Buncahn: [boy spreads his little arms] Boy: i love you this much daddy! Neil deGrasse Tyson: on a universal scale, that is an alarmingly small amount
@jjax44: A summer getaway for women that date younger guys in the bathroom & want to learn to carve cantaloupe? John Cougar Melon Camp
@Reverend_Scott: "Daddy, where do babies come from?" From mommies. "How do they get inside?" CAN'T U ASK WHY THE SKY IS BLUE HAVEN'T U WONDERED ABOUT THAT
@GreenishDuck: Sure I'll eat square slices of pizza, but I'm thinking of triangular ones the whole time.