@HispanicIcon: I'm so broke that if my girlfriend leaves me for another guy I swear that I'm going with them.
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@Book_Krazy: Me: Bless me father for I have sinned... Priest texting me back: I already told you, I'm not absolving u of your sins unless you come in.
@TravLeBlanc: So lemme get this straight. Han Solo can understand Chewbacca just fine but at age 900, basic English grammar still goes over Yoda's head.
@HallpassCanada: For the record ladies, your insecurities about your bodies is a bigger turn off to guys than your bodies ever could be.
@WalkingOutside: I've never simultaneously loved something so much and wanted it to shut up as badly as I do with my kids.