@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'm so confused when the TV voice before a show I'm about to watch says, "For mature audiences only." Can I watch or not?
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@Birdhumms: You want to make them feel welcome but not so much that they'd want to come back any time too soon. Socialising is hard.
@timdonakowski: Do you sell bloodpants? "Nope" Shitpants? "Nope" Droolpants? "Nope" Sweatpants? "Right this way..."