@JasonLastname: I'm so hungry I could Instagram a horse.
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@kibblesmith: The genie sang that whole song about how he's gonna be Aladdin's best friend ever right in front of the monkey
@RobotSkeleton69: It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned...
@davidkenny100: Pal: my advice for your date is, make her think you're well travelled, girls love it! Later Me: Guess how many buses it took me to get here