@JasonLastname: I'm so hungry I could Instagram a horse.
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@mstluvstrinkets: You Shook Me All Night Long is a great song that also describes what I do to my husband when he's snoring.
@GingerGander: A new study says vegetarians die younger than smokers, on average, so don't smoke your vegetables...
@robdelaney: Peter Jackson just found a postcard JRR Tolkien wrote his nephew in 1938. He's turning it into 22 nine-hour films.