@JasonLastname: I'm so hungry I could Instagram a horse.
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@AdamBroud: Anchor:Actress Zooey Dechanel has murdered an entire town Co-Anchor:Lol who murders a whole town A:So quirky C:Haha America's sweetheart
@TheTweetOfGod: Capitalism is controlled by an "invisible hand" that gives most people the invisible finger.
@thenatewolf: Me: I think the coolest sport is horse golf Guy: do you mean polo? Me: [realizing he isn't classy enough to know about horse golf] yes