@JasonLastname: I'm so hungry I could Instagram a horse.
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@sarcasticmommy4: I annoyed my kids so bad they told ME to go to bed. So it looks like this parenting thing has come full circle.
@LexReturns: The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later.
@lisaxy424: No one has done the dishes for like a week so I finally did the responsible thing and bought some paper plates.
@3sunzzz: M: If someone calls you the wrong name is it rude to correct them? Interviewer: I meant questions about the job, Kim. M: Well, I'm Ursula.