@PanicRestroom: I'm so hungry that I can eat a Centaur
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@TeaAndCopy: Punctuality is important. It's the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and arriving late to find he's already done it.
@primawesome: Close your eyes. Picture a world without hunger. Open your eyes. I ate your sandwich.
@buhsbaby_baby: Autocorrect just changed "carnie" to "catnip" and now all my friends think I slept with a bunch of catnips last night.