@meganamram: I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out
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@RandomManik: Sometimes I ponder over things like, -What is life? -Where am I going? & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called?
@Blarebare: The pet groomer didn't appreciate the 10 dollar bill I slid across the table to give my dog the "happy ending".
@Skullcat: What if ants aren't insects at all but are vehicles that even smaller insects drive to work?