@_Justin_Stepien: I'm so much like a noodle when I shower. sit in hot water for 7-8 minutes and become soft, squishy, and delicious afterwards
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@bridger_w: Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me
@MrNickNo: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".
@GibJimson: If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it's because I have drugs missing.
@perrypotters: Things I know I cannot do but still try to: 1. Cartwheel 2. Hit the high note 3. Move things with my mind 4. Eat 'just one' 5. Be Cool