@AtticusFinch79: I'm so oblivious to someone flirting with me that if they told me to take my shirt off I'd assume it was because I spilled something on it
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@Kimpulses: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
@Breadery: There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life's face to find she has deflated in the night.
@daemonic3: My friend said his dog retrieved a ball he threw over a mile away. I don't know, that seems pretty far fetched.