@Mike_Hunt_05: I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid
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@iwearaonesie: mom: Do you need us to bring anything tomorrow? me: Pumpkin pie mom: Anything else? me: Turkey mom me: Stuffing mom me: Plates
@sliver_of: I’ve been buying men’s hoodies for years for myself. It’s all about skipping the middle man.