@Mike_Hunt_05: I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid
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@MandiAtRandom: Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress.
@duxynarow: "I'm so self-conscious" "I'm a very private person" "I'm the shyest person I know" *posts 43 selfies a week* - girls on Instagram
@MikeCanRant: There are so many animal nudes on the internet. I mean, its not even regulated. Literally almost every animal picture is naked.
@Sarcasticsapien: I almost always wear black. Not because I'm depressed or trying to be all dark, but because I'm single and don't want to separate laundry.