@Mike_Hunt_05: I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid
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@AndyAsAdjective: *sips some coffee & interrupts break room conversation* "Technically we're all under the weather today unless you're an astronaut in orbit"
@noog: Thanks for wishing me a Happy Monday, you've changed my entire outlook. I don't hate Monday anymore. I hate you. Happy New Sworn Enemy.
@OctopusCavemann: My grandpa was always full of wise sayings. I’ll never forget the last thing he said. “Don’t unplug that you dummy.”
@SaraESpivey: Was just in an elevator with my ex, so I stopped at every floor to show him he was wrong on so many levels.