@Mike_Hunt_05: I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid
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@amjustspencer: Me: will I find true love? Ouji Board: A R E Y O U H U N G R Y Me: dammit grandma not now
@UNTRESOR: Doctors just told me I have "stripper lung" from inhaling too much brass polish & if I go back to "JIGGLERS" again I'll die.
@yoyoha: If I was a marriage counselor I would just make the couple look at a dating website for 20 minutes.