@lejessica: I'm so out of shape, I can't even run away from my insecurities.
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@jake_likes_naps: [Ouija board in Starbucks] "Speak to me spirits" O M G H A V E U S E E N W H A T K R I S T Y I S W E A R I N G G R O S S
@simoncholland: Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster.
@Gre_Gone: *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into an optometrist* Horse: Holy shit please help me