@lejessica: I'm so out of shape, I can't even run away from my insecurities.
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@marknorm: You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
@kellysdf: Apparently, if you Google "boss" and "chloroform" from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere.
@ibid78: "So why do you wanna work at Petsmart?" *imagines running out of the store with all the dogs in my arms* "I'm a people person."