@Try2StopME: I'm so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me.
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@isabelzawtun: "weighing in at 129 lbs, here to throw down in a gown, to slay with a bouquet-" (Bride walks down the aisle, upset I mentioned her weight)