@Try2StopME: I'm so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me.
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@HighOnDrunk: I don't mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just ridiculous!
@Playing_Dad: Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me: I didn't do... Cop:*cuffing me* Dispatch, we have a creepy clown in custody Me: These are my regular clothes