@FatherWithTwins: I'm so proud of myself. I went to Costco hungry and only spent $17,000.
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@joejwest: The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
@Cheeseboy22: We reach out to meet each other half way, filling the vast void between us. We yearn to become as one." - A poem by my eyebrows