@FatherWithTwins: I'm so proud of myself. I went to Costco hungry and only spent $17,000.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@SteveKoehler22: No matter how spicy your sex life is ... If he's a two-thymer; cumin in that ginger Rosemary, my sage advice ... would bay to leaf him.
@Social_Mime: I've been asked why I like dogs more than people. Short answer: My dog has never included me in a group text.
@0point5twins: I choose toothpaste NOT recommended by dentists… those sneaky tooth-fiddlers have a lot to gain from promoting one that doesn't work.