@Book_Krazy: I'm so sick and tired of all the Internet bullying. "My password is NOT weak. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!"
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@_troyjohnson: Son, my best advice is to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and marry her. She knows how to make bad decisions and stick with them.
@markydoodoo: I bet my doctor wasn't expecting to say "Sir, that is not a toy" so many times today.
@SNStone: Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.
@DaddyJew: 6: can i have ice cream? Me: ur room clean? 6: if I clean it can I have ice cream? M: sure 6:*looks at room* thats ok I dont need ice cream