@Book_Krazy: I'm so sick and tired of all the Internet bullying. "My password is NOT weak. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!"
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@living_marble: None for me. I'll eat when I'm dead "You don't understand how that saying works, do you?" I'll understand how the saying works when I'm dead
@NicCageMatch: Contents of my wallet just spilled all over the cashier's counter, so embarrassing, spiders everywhere.
@AsgardianRose: The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man.
@alli_win: I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live.