@lovemydogduck: I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me three time while carrying me to the car.
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@tuckerflodman: Dessert police! Open up! *breaks down door* Freeze! Cake it easy man, I'm Pudding you in Custardy! "Ugh, well isn't this just Flantastic."
@Phook75: If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room
@sanbay: Vanilla body wash.... smells amazing.... tastes like shit. Someone needs to figure that out.