@Sassafrantz: I'm so single, I was at a bar last night and a cute guy offered to buy me a cat.
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@vineyille: My hateful coworkers discovered that I eat my lunch in the air ducts and now they've taken to smacking the air ducts with a broom.
@Sanbel11: I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind.
@GroperCleveland: MTV has ordered a reality show to follow a group of virgins. That sounds very interesting and riveting and get that camera out of my face.