@Sassafrantz: I'm so single, I was at a bar last night and a cute guy offered to buy me a cat.
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@abbycohenwl: "It's a banana in my pocket" "May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?" *averts eyes* "I'm glad to see you"
@LeahTiscione: Don't tell me you're coming to my party on facebook then go for something better last minute ugh have fun at "the wake" or whatever
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I think it's adorable when kids lose their teeth, they look like tiny meth addicts.