@izrigrod: I'm so single my cat has a cat.
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@TheBoydP: Show me someone who says they like all types of music and I will show you someone who has never been on hold before a conference call.
@jasonroeder: The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, "That's how I want you to do it."
@10InchesPlus: The hoodie & shorts combo outfit, because you almost understand how body heat works.